Season 3

E1 · 11 min

Webnecks

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

E2 · 11 min

Beast Implants

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

E3 · 11 min

Tween Steam

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

E4 · 11 min

Wing Nut

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

E5 · 11 min

Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

E6 · 11 min

Earth Worst

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

E7 · 11 min

The Good One

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

E8 · 11 min

Sharif

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

E9 · 11 min

Condition: Demolition!

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

E10 · 11 min

The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

E11 · 11 min

The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

E12 · 11 min

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

E13 · 11 min

Armageddon It On!

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

E14 · 11 min

Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

E15 · 11 min

Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

E16 · 11 min

An Officer and a Dental Dam

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

E17 · 11 min

The Okaleechee Dam Jam

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

E18 · 11 min

Pile M for Murder

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

E19 · 11 min

Mud Days and Cornfused

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

E20 · 11 min

Krystal, Light

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.