Season 7

E1 · 30 min

Town Without Pity

Dick becomes the focus of the town's ire after a prisoner breaks out of jail using one of Dick's how-to manuals.

E2 · 30 min

Apples, Apples, Apples

Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.

E3 · 30 min

This Blood's For You

Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.

E4 · 30 min

I Married Dick

Dick and Joanna visit a therapist after Joanna becomes concerned that their marriage is stagnating. Stephanie is worried after discovering that Michael had large ears as a child.

E5 · 30 min

Goonstruck

Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.

E6 · 30 min

I Came, I Saw, I Sat

Dick's father visits the inn and, to Dick's consternation, resists all Dick's efforts to entertain him.

E7 · 30 min

Twelve Annoyed Men...and Women

Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.

E8 · 30 min

Home for the Hollidays

Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.

E9 · 30 min

Shoe Business Is My Life

Michael goes job hunting after he's axed by WPIV.

E10 · 30 min

George and the Old Maid

The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone, returns after a 25 year absence to answer George's marriage proposal. Stephanie competes with Madelyn.

E11 · 30 min

Hi, Society

Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.

E12 · 30 min

Cupcake on My Back

Michael goes into debt after spending lavishly on Annual Cupcake Day.

E13 · 30 min

Another Saturday Night

Michael & Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl & Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.

E14 · 30 min

The Nice Man Cometh

Dick is picked to be the sidekick for a new late night talk show hosted by an abrasive man who has it in for Dick.

E15 · 30 min

One and a Half Million Dollar Man

Wealthy socialite Scooter Drake drops by Vermont looking to purchase an inn. While Joanna shows Scooter around, Michael begins a new career as a mime.

E16 · 30 min

The Little Match Girl

While visiting Michael in a sanitarium (he's vacationing), Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.

E17 · 30 min

Buy, Buy Blues

Stephanie goes on a shopping spree while she tries to forget Michael. Meanwhile Dr. Kaiser realizes she has developed an attraction for Michael (who's been released from the sanitarium).

E18 · 30 min

Message from Michael

Michael becomes a last minute guest on Vermont Today and emerges a town favorite. The dimwitted locals hang on his every word.

E19 · 30 min

Homes and Jo-Jo

Joanna gets her own realty television show providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls' receives a manservant as a present.

E20 · 30 min

Georgie & Bess

George's Aunt Bess visits, shattering several of his childhood beliefs when he finds she wasn't the sweet lady he remembers. Dick and one of the Darryls play chess.

E21 · 30 min

Murder at the Stratley

The townspeople accuse Dick of murdering Joanna after her "disappearance" strangely fits the scenario of his first murder-mystery novel, "Murder at the Stratley".

E22 · 30 min

Malling in Love Again

Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all.