John Thomson
- Born
- April 2, 1969 (57 years old)
- Place of birth
- Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
★ 7.9The Gentlemen
2024
★ 7.5Midsomer Murders
1997
★ 8.1Skins
2007
★ 7.4Death in Paradise
2011
★ 7.1Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
★ 6.0Grimsby
2016
★ 6.3Inkheart
2008
★ 7.7Father Brown
2013
★ 7.6Silent Witness
1996
★ 8.4Brassic
2019
★ 6.4The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997
★ 7.024 Hour Party People
2002
Filmography
- —Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonSeries · Bernard Righton
- 2026Break ClauseSeries · Alan
- 2026NightbornFilm · Jon's Father★ 6.0
- 2025Fackham HallFilm · Bill★ 6.6
- 2025Art DetectivesSeries · William Titchfield★ 6.8
- 2025The People BeforeFilm · Knotweed Man
- 2024The GentlemenSeries · Frank★ 7.9
- 2024CaptivatedSeries · Geoff
- 2023Caroline Aherne: Queen of ComedyFilm · Self
- 2023The Royle Family - Down the Back of the SofaFilm · Self
- 2022Red Riding Hood: After Ever AfterFilm · Plank
- 2022Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & MoreFilm · Self
- 2022Sister Boniface MysteriesSeries · Leonard Monk★ 6.5
- 2022Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of LaughsFilm · Self
- 2022DodgerSeries · Farmer Grundles
- 2021Last Train to ChristmasFilm · Vic★ 5.6
- 2021Les Dawson Lost TapesFilm · Self
- 2021Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!Film · Narrator
- 2020Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable YearsFilm · Self
- 2020The Fast Show: More Blooming CatchphrasesFilm · Self
- 2020The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming CatchphrasesFilm · Self/Various Characters
- 2020Dog Loves BooksSeries · Dog (voice)
- 2020McDonald & DoddsSeries · Jimmy Daly★ 7.6
- 2019Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets UnwrappedFilm · Narrator
- 2019BrassicSeries · Colin Popov★ 8.4
- 20197 Up & MeFilm · Self
- 2019Being Frank: The Chris Sievey StoryFilm · Himself★ 6.8
- 2019This Time with Alan PartridgeSeries · Joe Beasley★ 7.8
- 2018Shane the ChefSeries
- 2017Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor CarFilm
- 2017Dying LaughingFilm · Self
- 2016Caroline Aherne at the BBCFilm · Self - Presenter
- 2016Alan Partridge's Scissored IsleFilm · Kevin Ruddock★ 7.0
- 2016GrimsbyFilm · Bob Tolliver★ 6.0
- 2016Billionaire BoyFilm · Len★ 5.8
- 2015Fungus The BogeymanFungus The BogeymanFilm
- 2014Northern SoulFilm · Terry★ 5.8
- 2013The Power of DartsThe Power of DartsFilm · Narrator (voice)
- 2013Help PointFilm · Stephen
- 2013DementamaniaFilm
- 2013Strange Hill HighSeries · Various (voice)
- 2013The Job LotSeries · Kevin★ 7.3
- 2013CatchphraseSeries
- 2013PlebsSeries · Mr. Adolphus★ 7.3
- 2013The MimicSeries · Nigel Lord
- 2013PulpFilm · Dave Burns
- 2013Father BrownSeries · John Banks★ 7.7
- 2012Uncle Wormsley's ChristmasFilm · Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- 2012BBC Comedy FeedsBBC Comedy FeedsSeries · Steve
- 2012Evidently... John Cooper ClarkeFilm · Himself
- 2011Death in ParadiseSeries · DCI Chris Ricketts★ 7.4
- 2011SootySeries · The Boss
- 2010The Royle Family: Behind the SofaFilm · Self
- 2010The Road to Coronation StreetFilm · Harry Kershaw
- 2009Big TopSeries · Geoff
- 2009Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need MedleyFilm · Bill (Flowerpot Man)
- 2009Angela and FriendsSeries
- 2008InkheartFilm · Darius★ 6.3
- 2008All Star Mr & MrsSeries
- 2007Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'Film · Self - Narrator (voice)
- 2007KingdomSeries · Nigel Pearson★ 7.1
- 2007MobileSeries · Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- 2007SkinsSeries · Sam Brooks★ 8.1
- 2006Ghosthunting With...Series
- 2006New Street LawSeries · Charlie Darling
- 2006Waterloo RoadSeries · Nelson Smith, Nelson Taylor★ 7.1
- 2006The DealerFilm · Bat
- 2005The F WordSeries★ 6.2
- 2005Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-RabbitFilm · Mr. Windfall (voice)★ 7.1
- 2005Monkey TrousersSeries
- 2004BlackpoolSeries★ 6.9
- 2004Fat SlagsFilm · Foreman★ 3.4
- 2003Celebrity MastermindSeries
- 2003Appointment with Dr. TerribleFilm · Interviewee – Actor
- 2003The Terry and Gaby ShowThe Terry and Gaby ShowSeries
- 2003Comic Relief Does Fame AcademySeries
- 2002A Tribute to the Likely LadsA Tribute to the Likely LadsSeries · Flint
- 200224 Hour Party PeopleFilm · Charles★ 7.0
- 2001Station JimFilm · Harold
- 2001Dog Eat DogFilm · Football Coach
- 2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSeries · Sir Donald Tyburn
- 2001Murder in MindSeries · Alan Squires
- 2001Bill and BenSeries · Bill (voice)
- 2000Born RomanticFilm · First Cab Driver★ 6.0
- 2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)Series
- 1999The Flint Street NativityFilm · Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
- 1999Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast ShowFilm · Self
- 1999The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?Film
- 1998You Are HereFilm · Peter Keggy
- 1998The Fast Show LiveFilm
- 1998Ted & RalphFilm · Vicar
- 1998Cold FeetSeries · Pete Gifford★ 7.8
- 1998Up 'n' UnderFilm · Stan
- 1998Roger RogerSeries · Barry
- 1997The Man Who Knew Too LittleFilm · Dimitri★ 6.4
- 1997The Girl with Brains in Her FeetThe Girl with Brains in Her FeetFilm · Mr. Loughborough
- 1997Midsomer MurdersSeries · Cooper Steinem★ 7.5
- 1996Pond LifeSeries
- 1996Roger RogerFilm · Barry
- 1996VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue HoneymoonFilm
- 1996Saturday LiveSaturday LiveSeries · Cabbie
- 1996Silent WitnessSeries · DI Warren Bull★ 7.6
- 1995Coogan's RunSeries · Fat Bob
- 1995Crapston VillasSeries
- 1995The World of Lee EvansSeries · Customer
- 1995Dangerous LadySeries · Lee Ryan
- 1995Fist of FunSeries · Pied Piper of Hamelin
- 1995The Young Poisoner's HandbookFilm · Nathan★ 6.7
- 1994Pauline Calf's Wedding VideoPauline Calf's Wedding VideoFilm · Fat Bob
- 1994The Fast ShowSeries · Various Characters★ 7.7
- 1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgeSeries · Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley★ 7.8
- 1994Smashie and Nicey: The End of an EraFilm · Simon Joke
- 1994Pie in the SkySeries · Andrew Vernon
- 1994The Day TodaySeries · Treasurer★ 8.2
- 1994Steve Coogan: Live 'n' LewdFilm · Bernard Right On/Various
- 1993Paul Calf's Video DiaryFilm · Fat Bob
- 1993HarryHarrySeries · Royo
- 1992The Dead Good ShowSeries · Various
- 1992The WeekendersFilm · Policeman 1
- 1992Blue HeavenSeries · Waiter 2
- 1992Men Behaving BadlySeries · Ken★ 7.2
- 1991Murder Most HorridSeries · Daniel Hoffmeyer
- 1991Paul Merton: The SeriesSeries
- 1991Soldier SoldierSeries · Sgt Dunn
- 1990The WordSeries
